“I Swear I’m Chill (But I’m Definitely Not)” – the playlist.
For when you’re trying to vibe but your brain’s doing cartwheels, your iced coffee is basically a personality trait, and every song feels like a dramatic entrance in your imaginary music video.
✨ Cue the CD player, butterfly clips, and slightly unhinged energy.
“Still Texting Him Back (Ugh)”
This one goes out to all the girls who know better… but also, like, don’t.
You said you were done but then Taylor came on and suddenly you’re three texts deep and quoting Celine Dion.
It’s fine.
You’re just living your truth. With glittery heartbreak and leopard print energy.
Hot Mess Happy Hour is now in session.
Tonight’s agenda:
– 1 part pizza
– 2 parts wine
– 3 dramatic kitchen performances
– Endless group chat screenshots and Shania twirls in fuzzy socks.
Because sometimes all you need is a little glitter, gossip, and a Dolly Parton moment to keep it together (barely).
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